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The Question We Never, Ever Thought We’d Ask About Zac Efron

by EDITORS March 09, 2016

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We’ve made no secret of our crush on one Zachary David Alexander Efron, and it pains us to ask this question.

But ask it we shall.

Is Zac Efron losing his sex appeal the bigger he gets?

Zac’s always been adorable, whether he’s surfing the net:


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Or making goofy faces:


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But ever since the Zac Efron brand became synonymous with being ripped, he’s been growing.

It started out super, super hot:


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But he keeps inflating. What is that boy eating, anyways?!


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He’s clearly spending a lot of time in the gym:


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And now, well, the Baywatch actor is  beginning to flirt with the line of desirability:


A photo posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on

Here he is rivaling The Rock in muscle mass. The Rock! What is happening?!

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Are we crazy? We kind of miss twink Zac:


Come back, Zac!




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