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Bernie Sanders Gay Erotica Is Hotter Than You Can Imagine

by Dan Barger March 10, 2016

Bernie01-1024x536Of course there’s gay Bernie Sanders erotic fan fic. Why wouldn’t there be? What could be a more natural development in an election cycle that’s already been an implausible circus. At this point, it would be surprising if there wasn’t any Bernie Sanders erotica.

The title in question is Feeling The Bernie: The Hot Confessions of a Hillary Volunteer, and it’s short — just ten pages! So it must pack quite a wallop to be worth the asking price of $3. “Find out what happens when a hunky young Hillary staffer finds himself in an Iowa hotel room with none other than Hillary’s opponent, Bernie Sanders,” reads the description. An excerpt:

Right before my very eyes was the hard, throbbing penis of the future leader of the free world.

“Oh, Senator,” I whispered as tears of joy came to my eyes.

“I know what you’re thinking. Yes, yes. It’s completely average. I don’t have any more than your average hard-working American taxpaying man,” he said with a wink. “But I certainly don’t have any less.”

Well, that’s cute. It’s just knowing enough that you can get a chuckle out of it if you’re following politics, and it’s probably likely to strike a chord with anyone who’s purchased other erotic political titles: Hillary’s Personal Emails: Secrets of State, Exposed, or Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt.

If if your tastes tend to the esoteric, of course there’s the title featuring Kirk Cameron, or the tales of dinosaur sex. It all makes this novel about pup play and transformation seem practically tame.

Never before has it been so easy to participate in the democratic process, thanks to the advent of Amazon Kindle erotica. If you don’t like the way the country is heading, don’t waste your time voting in a rigged election — instead, just hunker down in front of a keyboard and churn out some sexy stories. It may not change any laws but at least it’ll make some people happy, and isn’t that what matters?




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