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Welcome To A World Where Straight People Talk Like Gay Men

by Rob Smith March 10, 2016

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Do you want to live in a world where straight people talk like gay men? If your first answer is: “YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS, QUEEN,” then you need to watch this video now.

Our new favorite YouTuber Michael Henry is ditching the homoeroticism (but not the humor) for his new video, which introduces us to a wonderful world where straight girls use phrases like “DDF” when they’re talking to guys and your mom is “gagging” when you meet her for coffee.

Honestly, we’re not even sure if we’re that into it when gay men talk like gay men, so we’re definitely not here for hearing it from straight folks. We will say that seeing a straight girl randomly look around asking for “G” is as good an anti-drug PSA as you’ll see this week.

Check it out below, and thank heavens that you only have to hear this when you walk into a gay club…or watch RuPaul‘s Drag Race.

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