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Republican Official Outs George W. Bush, Karl Rove AND Obama In Gay Sex Scandal Of The Ages

by Dan Tracer March 11, 2016

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Normally, the deranged ramblings of someone like Robert Morrow wouldn’t be heard past the street corner he occupied. But over in Austin, Texas, Morrow has been elected as chairman of the local Republican party.

It’s a fitting metaphor for the state of American politics.

Manning isn’t just you garden variety douche, either. He’s up there with the David Mannings and the Fred Phelps of the world.

Those are some big, ugly shoes to fill.

But like all bloviating right-wing rabble rousers, he is completely obsessed with gay sex. We’ve heard this joke before.

In a recent interview with Time Warner Cable News, Morrow lays out his latest paranoid political sex fantasy that would make the most unwatchable porn in human history.

According to Morrow, President George W. Bush and his senior advisor Karl Rove are both closeted homosexuals, and the fun doesn’t stop there.

He says Jeff Gannon, the conservative writer who covered the White House from 2003-05 and was later revealed to be a former gay escort, completes the love triangle.

“You need to Google a picture of George W. Bush kissing the bald head of Jeff Gannon, who’s a bald-headed gay prostitute who was posing as a journalist in the White House press corps,” Morrow told Time Warner Cable News. “It makes me wonder if Karl Rove got him that journalist’s pass. It makes me wonder if Jeff Gannon was having sex with Karl Rove. Jeff Gannon was a gay prostitute who was known for being a top. Do you know what a top is, and a bottom? Jeff Gannon was a top, and he was running around the Bush White House like he was a stray cat.”

Oh, and Obama is also a gay prostitute.

“I think Barack Obama is a gay man who got married,” Morrow told TWC News. “I believe, when he was a state senator, I totally believe … that he was having a blow job and smoking crack while he was being sucked by a gay prostitute.”

Behold the very personification of trolling below:

h/t: Towleroad




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