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AL’s Antigay Governor Is One Dirty Talker, According To Leaked Phone Sex Tape

by Graham Gremore March 25, 2016

www.usnews

Oh, god. We just threw up in our mouths a little.

Audio from Alabama’s antigay governor’s phone sex session with a much younger female staffer has leaked to the media, and it’s totally gross.

Gov. Robert Bentley is currently under fire over an alleged affair he had with one of his top advisors, Rebekah Caldwell Mason, back in 2014. Despite damning audio records, which appeared online yesterday, Bentley maintains that a “physical relationship” between the pair never happened.

Related: The KKK Is, Wait For It, Very Unhappy About Gay Marriage In Alabama

The tape, however, suggests otherwise:

“You know what?” Bentley can be heard cooing in the recording. “When I stand behind you and I put my arms around you, and I put my hands on your breasts, and I put my hands on you (unintelligible) and pull you real close … Hey, I love that too, putting my hands under you.”

Barf!

“I love you,” he continues. “I love to talk to you. I do … But baby, lemme tell you what we’re gonna have to do tonight: Start locking the door. If we’re gonna do what we did the other day, we’re gonna have to start locking the door!”

Related: Naked Man Wearing Ronald Reagan Mask Terrorizes Alabama Suburb On New Year’s Eve

Bentley, who is, er, was married to his wife, Dianne for half a century before she unexpectedly divorced him last year, has been a vocal opponent of marriage equality for years. He once called gay marriage a “social experiment,” claiming it “destroys the rights of children to be connected to their biological parents.”

At a press conference yesterday, the governor, who, BTW, is a a former Baptist deacon, admitted to having an “inappropriate”call with Mason, calling it “a mistake.”

He also insisted he won’t be stepping down from office.

Related: The State Of Alabama Is Now Issuing Personalized Antigay License Plates




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