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Panic! At The Disco’s Brendon Urie Is Married To A Woman, Would Still Make Out With Ryan Gosling

by Rob Smith March 28, 2016

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Panic! at the Disco lead singer Brendon Urie has been married to a woman since 2013 but, hey, he’s still a human being – and human beings generally want to make out with Ryan Gosling.

He talked about his marriage and some bi leanings in an interview with Zach Sang & The Gang, and we’re pretty sure the revelations will make some gay male fans quite happy.

He managed to throw a little shade at John Travolta:

“John Travolta’s married, but he’s into guys and girls, who cares, bro?”

Dips his toe into the sexual fluidity waters:

“If a person’s good, I’m into that person.”

And finally just says what everyone is thinking:

“If a dude’s hot, a dude’s hot. There’s some good-looking dudes out there! Look at Ryan Gosling, bro! I’d totally make out with his face.

As would we, Brendon. As would we.

Get into the interview and all of Urie’s bisexual rock star hotness below. All the strangely hot “married man talks making out with Ryan Gosling” stuff starts at 19:00.

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