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Eyeball Tattoos Are Here To Haunt Your Nightmares

by Rob Smith March 29, 2016

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Just when we were getting over Alex Minsky‘s butt tattoos, an episode of the U.K. documentary series Bodyshockers features a guy who got his eyeballs tattooed because he’s going for that whole alien look.

Last week’s episode featured Cristian, a 27-year-old Italian model who’s working to cover his entire body in tattoos to look unique:

“I want to look like alien, or look like from another planet. For me, the look is very important. Some people go to the gym or get a haircut to look good. For me, a tattoo is the same. I want to cover my body with 90 percent of tattoos. I don’t like to see the white parts.”

If looking different is the goal, let us be the first ones to tell Cristian his mission has definitely been accomplished. To achieve the otherworldly irises, he had his eyeballs permanently injected with black ink.

He loves his new look, and he’s fairly direct about his motivations:

“I love the tattoos. Now I use these to be an alternative fashion model.”

Good for him. As for us, we’ll never complain about a tribal armband tattoo on a hot guy again. We now know that people can – and do – go even further with the body ink.

Watch Christian discuss his eyeball tats below.




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