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Man Gets Life-Sized Image Of His Bro’s “Big One” Inked On His Thigh Because Why Not?

by Graham Gremore March 30, 2016

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Sometimes bros and bromances can go a little too far. Such is the case for one U.K. man.

I’ve got my best mate’s dick tattooed on my groin,” Carl confesses on a recent episode of the U.K. reality show Tattoo Fixers. “He’s known for having a big one, so.”

So what? Have it branded onto your own body in perpetuity?

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Carl says he got the idea to have a life-sized image of his buddy’s “big one” tattooed on his upper inner thigh one evening while he was “tipsy.” So his friend got hard then placed his erection flat up against Carl’s groin and traced an outline of it with a marker to create a template. Then the guys went down to their local tattoo parlor and had it inked into Carl’s skin forever.

Carl liked the tattoo for a while, but lately it’s been causing him trouble, mainly when he wears a speedo at the beach.

Related: WATCH: Dumb Hunk Gets Tattoo On His His Junk (Ouch!)

“I’m recognized all over,” he laments. “I’ve had groups of girls recognize me. ‘Get your cock out!’ and ‘You’ve got a dick on your leg!”

So he recently decided to have the tattoo covered up. His buddy, however, wasn’t pleased by this idea.

“He offered us money not to get it covered up,” Carl says.

Tempting as that offer was, Carl ultimately decided to move forward with his plans. He now has a caricature of rapper Biggie Smalls, aka The Notorious B.I.G., on his groin instead… Because that’s so much better?

Related: You Mean You Didn’t Want To Caption 15-Inch Penis Tattoo With ‘I Am Gay’?

Watch Carl share his tale of woe in the video below…

h/t: DailyMail




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