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The Fool-Proof Way To Hit On Your Best Friend And Save His Life At The Same Time

by Dan Tracer April 01, 2016

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By some estimates, cell phone use while driving accounts for some 1.6 million accidents a year. That’s a lot of insurance claims!

But inconvenience aside, there is actual life at stake. Not to bring you too far down on your Friday, but people are dying all so you can see the gif of a dog’s disembodied head flapping its floppy ears your friend just sent you.

Before we move on, let’s just get that out of the way, and you’d better not be driving right now:


Well the New Zealand Transportation Agency has come up with a fantastic method for getting your driving friend not to put your life at risk, and it naturally involves some gay romance, as all good plans should.

Check it out below:

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