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Finally A Presidential Candidate Who Wants To Make America Gay Again

by Jeremy Kinser April 07, 2016

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At long last there’s a presidential candidate who will focus on the truly important issues, such as getting rid of the bots on Grindr and making sure RuPaul‘s Drag Race plays in the back of every taxi. Yes, folks, Levonia Jenkins has tossed her weave into the political arena. Look out Trump, there’s a new mess in town.

Get to know Ms. Jenkins’ full platform below.




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