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Sorry, Fellas, It Appears Total Top Andy Cohen Is Off The Market

by Graham Gremore April 08, 2016

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Say it ain’t so!

Rumor has it Andy Cohen is dating a hot, young Harvard student, and he has been for a while now.

The 47-year-old Bravo host has been seen vacationing on two separate occasions with 28-year-old Clifton Dassuncao, a fellow in Environmental Science and Engineering at Harvard University.

Related: Andy Cohen Finally Opens Up About Sex With Anderson Cooper

The guys first met last summer when Clifton appeared on an episode of Watch What Happens Live. Since then they’ve been spotted vacationing together twice in the past three months.

The first sighting happened around Christmas when both Andy and Clifton were snapped partying on billionaire Barry Diller’s $150 million yacht in the Caribbean. Clifton posted photos of the trip to his Instagram account, but quickly set the account to private after the Daily Mail took notice.

Related: Photographic Evidence That Andy Cohen Likes To Be On Top

Then last week, the pair was once again spotted enjoying each other’s company on Diller’s yacht. Several photos of the two were also posted to Instagram by Bruce Bozzi, owner of The Palms and one of Andy’s BFFs:

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Instagram Photo

In addition to all that, Kenneth in the 212 writes, “I’m not sure how serious they are about each other, but I can add to the speculation that I saw Dassuncao literally hanging off of Cohen at Elmo a couple months ago — in between make-out sessions — and they seemed to be enjoying each other’s company very much.”

So there you have it, folks. The world is officially down one of its most eligible bachelors.

Related: Andy Cohen Is So Sexy That Even The Ladies Can’t Resist Him

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