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Rihanna Has Been Moonlighting As A Life Coach For A Closeted Gay Fan

by Dan Tracer April 14, 2016

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While fan outreach is no doubt included in fine print on page sixty-six of the pop star deal with the devil contract, the steps one Robyn Rihanna Fenty (you know, the other Robyn) has taken to assuage a gay male fan’s coming out process are above and beyond.

The fan, who is choosing to remain anonymous, hit up RiRi on Twitter — we imagine a lot of people do — looking for some honest advice about how to be open with himself and the people he loves.

But whether or not Rihanna herself sifts through her DMs, or it’s the job of some underpaid PR staffer, his cry for help made it to the Bitch Better Have My Money singer.

She offered this guidance:

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But this wasn’t just a one-time deal. Rihanna continued the conversation over the next month or so, acting as a totally unlikely, but completely legitimate sounding board, cheer leader and life coach to the fan.

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But really though, how great is Rihann?

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How does she even have this much time on her hands?

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The fan is set to meet his idol, whom we’re sure he’ll be giving the longest hug of his life, during Rihanna’s Anti world tour.

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h/t Buzzfeed




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