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If “The Lion King” Took Place In A Gay Bar

by Dan Tracer April 22, 2016

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“One day, everything the disco ball touches will be yours.”

“What about that that shadowy place?”

“That’s the backroom. You must never go there.”

It’s probably best Disney decided to set their adaptation of Hamlet on the plains of Africa and not, say, in a West Hollywood gay bar.

Although now that we think about it, Elton John could probably have still busted out some apropos jams.

Perhaps they would have sounded like the below parody of “Hakuna Matata” from Todrick Hall and featuring Daniel Franzese, about Truvada’s potential to change lives:

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