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Tom Daley Models Nearly Nonexistent New Speedo For The Olympics

by Dan Tracer April 27, 2016


With just under 100 days to go until the Olympics kick off in Rio, team Great Britain has released the looks for their athletes’ various states of dress, all designed by Stella McCartney in association with Adidas.

Or, in Tom Daley‘s case, undress.

The 21-year-old diver looked to be the chilliest participant on stage as he stood proudly in his Team GB speedo.

Related: Tom Daley Pumps Iron Half-Naked And Soaking Wet In Brand New 2015 Calendar

Track star Jessica Ennis-Hill said of the outfits, “It’s an amazing design and I think it will give British athletes a massive sense of pride and give us an edge in Rio.”

We’re not sure Tom’s speedo will give him any sort of competitive edge — it looks like the piece of fabric used for it was no bigger than a dinner napkin — but there’s no arguing whether or not he’s doing his country proud just by existing in it.

Also, if someone could please tell us who is standing on the left in the above photo we’d be much obliged.

Here a short video from the unveiling event:

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