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Zac Efron Shows Off His Phallic Art Skills On Conan’s Face

by Dan Tracer April 29, 2016

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There’s not much to say about this, except that we’d let Zac Efron draw whatever he wanted on our faces, no questions asked.

Zac also reveals below that he thinks you should be able to “draw whatever kind of penis you want in America.”

Stars and stripes, and balls, forever.

Watch below:




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