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What If The Next “Star Wars” Movie Took Place In A Seedy Gay Bar?

by Dan Tracer April 29, 2016

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Welcome to The Outer Rim, the galaxy’s premier grungiest destination for dudes to just, you know, be with other dudes.

In the below installment from “The Ryan and Amy Show,” that’s the general setup as Leia stops in just after the events of The Force Awakens to whet both her whistle and something else, if you know what we mean.

With all the Star Wars parodies and spoofs floating around in the vastness of space, this one is worth a watch.

Check it out below:

h/t Instinct

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