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PHOTOS: This Hot Dental Hygienist Knows A Thing Or Two About Giving Great Oral (Exams, That Is)

by Graham Gremore May 10, 2016

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Meet Michael Martinez. He’s a registered dental hygienist, or “professional flosser” as he likes to call himself, from Chicago. His passions include lifting weights, running, skateboarding, kickboxing and promoting good dental hygiene practices on Instagram.

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“Always use soft bristle!” he advises in a recent post. “If you’re feeling fuzz or a coat of plaque on your teeth, it’s time to go to town and scrub away. Also, don’t neglect your tongue, purchase a tongue scraper or manually scrub it with your toothbrush.”

Related: Study Finds That Poor Dental Hygiene Can Kill Your Erections

Noted. Thanks for the tips, Michael.

Scroll down to see photos of Michael showing off his oral hygiene skills and other amazing talents…

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