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Daniel Radcliffe’s New Film “Swiss Army Man” Also Features A Magic Wand, But This One’s In His Pants

by Dan Tracer May 10, 2016

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When your name is synonymous with the two words “boy wizard,” it’s got to be difficult to shake your magical beginnings.

This is a problem that only affects Daniel Radcliffe, and there is no known cure.

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Perhaps he thought his role in the upcoming Swiss Army Man would ensure the furthest thing possible from his Harry Potter identity — he is, after all, playing a corpse.

Well as luck would have it, his rigor mortis erection acts as something of an imaginary magic wand for costar Paul Dano to find his way home in the just-released red band trailer.

It’s giving us Weekend at Bernie’s meets Cast Away, with a dash of Brokeback Mountain:




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