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We Guarentee You’ve Never Seen Zac Efron This Close To A Man’s Anatomy

by Dan Tracer May 10, 2016

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Full disclosure: we’ve never seen the critically panned Zac Efron / Robert De Niro buddy comedy Dirty Grandpa, which currently boasts an impressive 10% score on Rotten Tomatos.

But perhaps we’re missing out.

In a recently circulated GIF from the film, Zac gets too close for comfort with a man’s nether-regions after he wakes from slumber.

Related: PHOTOS: The New Power Rangers Are Giving Us Way More Than ’90s Nostalgia

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We don’t know if it’s a prop or not, but we’re just going to choose to believe that it isn’t.

And here we thought Zac’s booty was the only compelling part of the film.

Head here for the NSFW GIF.




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