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These Unfortunate #ScruffFails Will Ensure You Don’t Get Any Tail This Holiday Weekend

by Graham Gremore May 28, 2016

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A long holiday weekend typically means more hours spent on apps like Scruff and Grindr in hopes of finding someone to help pass the time.

Related: These Awkward #GrindrFails All But Guarantee A Night Alone

Of course, once you’ve located a potential candidate, you want to make sure you say the right thing so as not to scare them off. One bad joke or off-color comment can totally kill the deal.

Scroll down for great examples of what not to say when cruising on Scruff this weekend…

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