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Grocery Shopping Is Better With Voguing And This Video Proves It

by Derek de Koff June 07, 2016

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The drear and drudgery of grocery shopping is its own kind of hell, but not when three young dancers from Oregon are diligently crossing items off their list.

Related: Vogue Mini-Doc Takes You Inside New York’s Contemporary Ballroom Scene

This week, they staged a full-fledged, in-your-face vogue battle in the aisles of their local grocery. The video footage will have you looking at Hersey Syrup in a whole different way.

Join fierce what-have-yous Brandon Harrison, Tracey Wong and Daniel Girón as they kick and kiki their way through the store, using run-of-the-mill kitchen staples like yams, honey and chicken breast to cook up a severely original freestyle routine.

Related: Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ Turns 25, Slam And Jose Still Know The Routine

The video — which has garnered over 10,000 views and earned more than 14,000 shares on Facebook — even has a superior caption:

“Getting our groceries  AND OUR LIFE!!!!!”

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