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‘So You Think You Can Dance’ Contestant Pukes All Over Paula Abdul

by Derek de Koff June 07, 2016

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It’s a story that has all the elements — reality TV, Beyoncé, Paula Abdul and upchuck.

Tahani, a 12-year-old who auditioned for So You Think You Can Dance: The Next Generation, left an indelible impression on ever-perky/Percocet-ey judge Paula Abdul — first through her electrifying dance routine, and later by puking all over her.

Related: Paula Abdul: Straight Up Herself

After raking in the applause with an unbridled performance to Beyoncé’s “Countdown,” Tahani was so stunned and excited by the attention and praise that she simply lost control and spewed all over the “Straight Up” singer/dancer.

Related: Paula Abdul Stalker Commits Suicide

“She just squeezed me too tight,” Tahani said to host Cat Deely, “and all the happiness came out on her jacket.”

How’s that for a soundbite?

Paula took the high road, airily quipping, “Never had anyone just vomited on me like that.”

And here it is:

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