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Because Of COURSE Kylie Minogue Sings The ‘Absolutely Fabulous’ Theme In The Film. Listen Here.

by Dan Tracer June 10, 2016


Sweeties, darlings, Bernie bros and bisexuals — are you getting antsy for Patsy and Edina?! Because we are.

But before we can fully revel in our favorite alcoholics’ invasion of the big screen starting July 22 (July 1 in the UK), the people behind Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie are keeping our interest piqued in all the right ways.

Let’s be honest — they had us at the trailer, and even more so when we got a peek at all the cameos to expect. (Hello Joan Collins!)

Now it’s been announced that none other than Kylie Minogue has covered the show’s theme song for the film. Who else could it have been, really?

Just take our money already!

You can listen to the track “This Wheel’s On Fire,” originally written by some unknown named Bob Dylan, below:

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