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What Did Noah Galvin’s Publicist Say To Get Him To Backpedal Colton Haynes, Bryan Singer Shade?

by Graham Gremore June 10, 2016


Noah Galvin is doing some major backpedaling after the inflammatory remarks he made in his recent interview with Vulture.

For no apparent reason, the 22-year-old The Real O’Neals star went on a rampage against fellow actors Eric Stonestreet and Colton Haynes, as well as director Bryan Singer and Hollywood producers, in general.

Related: ‘Real O’Neals’ Star Noah Galvin: Colton Haynes’ Coming Out Was “P*ssy Bullsh*t”

In case you missed it, here a few highlights:

On Bryan Singer: 

Bryan Singer likes to invite little boys over to his pool and diddle them in the fucking dark of night.

On people in Los Angeles:

People in L.A., producers and casting directors, are not the most creative. … So when they see me play this character, they’re like, Oh, he’s really good at playing the funny gay kid. That’s what he does. Let’s have him do more of that!

On Colton Haynes (a.k.a. “The worst”):

That’s not coming out. That’s fucking pussy bullshit. That’s like, enough people assume that I sleep with men, so I’m just going to slightly confirm the fact that I’ve sucked a dick or two. That’s not doing anything for the little gays but giving them more masturbation material.

On Eric Stonestreet:

He’s playing a caricature of a caricature of a stereotype of stereotype on Modern Family. And he’s a straight man in real life. And as hilarious as that character is, there’s a lack of authenticity.

Not surprisingly, a lot of people took serious issue with Galvin’s comments. Most notably was Colton Haynes himself, who posted a lengthy response on his Instagram page, calling Galvin’s remarks “absolutely uncalled for” and “embarrassing on his part.”

Related: Colton Haynes Publicly Responds To Being Called “The Worst” By Noah Galvin

Well, it appears as if Galvin’s publicist had a long chat with the rising TV starlet because he just posted a long apology on Twitter.

“The entire interview I gave to Vulture has hurt the LGBTQ community and the industry I feel truly fortunate to be a part of,” Galvin tweeted. “My only intention was to try and empower and promote honesty, but I fully understand that comments I made were brazen and hurtful.”

Here are the apology tour highlights:

To Bryan Singer: 

I sincerely apologize to Bryan Singer for the horrible statement I made about him. It was irresponsible and stupid of me to make those allegations against Bryan, and I deeply regret doing so. I have never been to Bryan’s house, and I admit there is no basis for any of the things I said or implied about Bryan in that interview.

On Colton Haynes:

I have no right to dictate how or when anybody comes out of the closet; I know how difficult and scary the process of coming out can be, and the last thing I would ever want to do is make it scarier.

On Eric Stonestreet:

I think Eric Stonestreet is a wonderful actor.

Gee whiz. That’s some serious brown nosing.

So… apology accepted?

Read Galvin’s full statement below…

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