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360-Degree Cheetah Experience Fails To Mention Total Fox In The Room

by Derek de Koff September 23, 2016

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It had been a slow news day up in these parts — until cheetahs. In 360 degrees.  And there’s a handsome cheetah trainer on the sidelines, calling the shots. (Scroll to the left of the cage to see him in action.)

Get acquainted with Bajrami, Keene, and Martin, three fuzzy cheetahs at The Big Cat Sanctuary, who would like nothing better than to acrobatically lunge into the air as you step ruefully into the cage, only to clamp their razor-sharp maws around your throat as you drift asleep listening to distant strains of errant crunching.

Fortunately, you can view the leopards — and their handsome trainer — from the safety of your own home.

Right this way: 




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