A few sleazeballs use Grindr to cheat on their boyfriends, but one PhD student thinks they’re using it to cheat on exams…and that it’s all a part of a massive anti-straight conspiracy.
PhD student Amit Kumar Maurya is currently balancing his studies at Indira Gandhi Institute of Development Research (IGIDR) in Mumbai with publishing conspiracy theories about gays, Grindr, and cheating that are quickly going viral across social media.
His theories are nuts, but apparently his time management skills are on fleek.
In the note (which he prefaces by dramatically stating that he’s risking his life by sharing this information) he makes a ton of crazy accusations:
“Due to social stigma, gays (LGB) hide their sexual orientation from the society.”
OK, some guys are still in the closet. That’s not so crazy…
“Using internet and smartphones, gays are able to connect with each other.”
…as human beings tend to do, yes.
“Gays use the network to help each other. The gay network is very powerful because of its invisibility, large size, and bonding among members.” “…around 5-10% of MPs, MLAs, local politicians, senior bureaucrats, police officers, billionaires, and top corporate executives must be gays.”
At this point, the train to crazytown is boarding…and then he pretty much unleashes the motherlode.
It’s a ranty, labyrinthine complex of gay conspiracies leading to college admissions, cheating on exams, and “scams” that run back at least 10 years. Read it and weep:
The only thing that’s missing is the masked orgy, but we’re pretty sure that’ll be in the sequel.
And in case you think Maurya is super homophobic, he’d like to remind you that he supports “gay rights but not gay wrongs.” Whatever that means.
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