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Chris Pratt’s Private Parts Are Perfect, Reveals Wife Anna Faris

by Jeremy Kinser January 13, 2016

chris-pratt-768Have you seen my husband’s balls? You would remember, because they are some sexy balls. They’re perfect. They’re incredible.”

 

— Anna Farris breaking the news about hubby Chris Pratt that we’ve suspected all along, during her podcast AnnaFarisIsUnqualified with guest, actress Aubrey Plaza, who costarred with Pratt on Parks and Recreation




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