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Avoid Swamp Crotch With Nadkins, Luxury “Refresher Towelettes” For The Guy On The Go

by Graham Gremore January 14, 2016

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This just in: Bathing may soon be obsolete.

Introducing Nadkins, a brand new male grooming product being dubbed as “Male Jewels Refresher Towelettes” for the guy on the go.

Yes, you read that correctly. These are individually-wrapped, travel-sized cleansing wipes made specifically for men’s nether regions. Think of it like a grown-up baby wipe for sweaty dudes who don’t have time to shower.

Related: A Common Sense Guide To Avoiding “Swamp Crotch” This Summer

According to the company’s website, “a lot of thought and care went into the creation of Nadkins.”

“Let’s face it,” founder Joe Caccamo said in a press released, “when a man is uncomfortable down there, he is generally uncomfortable all over, making for a miserable day.”

Nadkins are 100 percent natural and contain soothing ingredients like aloe vera, colloidal oatmeal and vitamin E to help keep skin clean, soft and hydrated, with a “subtle, pleasing citrus-mint fragrance” that leaves you “with a refreshing tingly feeling that’s something to behold.”

“Because when you feel fresh and clean,” the company’s website reads, “you instantly become your confident best.”

The fresher-uppers went on sale this week, and come in three different package sizes: a 10-pack for $12.50, a three 10-packs for $30, or a subscription — whatever that means — for $11.50.

When paired with the flushable buttwipes and organic junk cream that have also hit the market recently, you’ll never have to shower again.

Related: PHOTOS: Hit The Shower With These Hot Hunks From Yesteryear

h/t: Huffington Post




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