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Men In Washington D.C. Refuse To Let 30 Inches Of Snow Prevent Them From Hooking Up Tonight

by Graham Gremore January 22, 2016


As Washington, D.C. braces itself for the blizzard of the century, gay men living in and around Capitol Hill seem to be making the most of the snowy situation.

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In the past 24 hours alone, nearly 2,000 M4M personal ads have been placed on Craigslist in the D.C. area. Many of them are seeking “blizzard buddies” to help wait out the storm.

Check out some of these creative headlines:

  • Pre-snow blow and go!
  • Snowstorm CUMMING how about you?
  • Keep your weenie warm before the snow
  • A blizzard in my mouth
  • Let’s get snowed in…and stay naked…unless we go sledding

Then, of course, there are the ads themselves:

let’s have some fun before the snow – m4m

Looking to have some fun before we get too much snow and I’m stuck. Would love to get together with a guy and have some fun. Love to kick back, watch some hot porn and let the fun begin. Let me know your stats and what you are into.

Why wait for the storm to hit when the fun can happen now?

Plowing the plow guy? – m4m

So here’s the deal I’m plowing snow in a neighborhood off of west ox near the silver diner and want to warm up later tonight with a nice guy and let him have some fun with me as for me I’m white I’m twenty three I’m in decent shape and have pics to share upon request hit me up lets have some fun.

Do you think he’s really a plow guy or is he just titillating our fancies?

Pre-snow blow – m4m

GL and fit prof running errands before storm and would like to find a hosting bud for m2m relaxation. Massage/makeout/body contact/JO/oral. Looking for now, you host, be fit and close to my age.

In other words, this good-looking professional was out buying bottled water and batteries when he realized he should probably also stock up on a cute guy.

Looking for company – m4m

Looking for a top dude that can get snowed in with me. If your in need of company and a place to go in the snow, and your sexy and well endowed hit me up.

Altruism at its finest.

Company for the blizzard – m4m

Looking for somebody to spend the blizzard with. Up to cuddle and more if chemistry is right or just watch movies and drink wine.

Either way, a good time is sure to be had.

Just remember, fellas, be careful who you choose to hang out with this evening because you may be stuck with him all weekend.

Related: New Yorkers Are Hell Bent On Hooking Up Tonight, Blizzard Be Damned

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