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Aaron Shock Offered $1 Million To Appear In Hardcore Gay Skin Flick–Will He Accept?

by Graham Gremore February 01, 2016

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Who’s in the mood for a hardcore Aaron Shock gay skin flick? Well, you may be in luck!

One of the world’s leading adult film production companies, TitanMen, has just offered the totally not gay, Katy-Perry-Ariana-Grande-Downton-Abbey-loving ex-congressman $1 million to star in not one, not two, but an entire series of gay pornos.

Related:Aaron Schock Is Back! …Sans “Downton Abbey” Inspired Office, Though Smug Attitude Remains

Considering Schock’s reputation for enjoying the finer things in life, and the fact that he’s currently fighting off an expensive federal investigation over allegedly misusing government and campaign money, a million big ones must sound pretty appealing to the 34-year-old, brown-eyed heterosexual.

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a T,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb.

“Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans,” Webb continued. “What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”

Related: The Bad News Just Keeps Coming For Aaron Schock As His Legal Troubles (And Bills) Grow

A whole new world, indeed.

During his short time in office, Schock vocally opposed marriage equality. He also supported a federal marriage amendment that said marriage was solely between one man and one woman, opposed the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” opposed the repeal of DOMA and voted against adding sexual orientation to federal hate crimes statutes.

Over the years, and despite lots of evidence to the contrary, Schock has repeatedly denied having any affinity for the D, once going so far as to enlist his father to try and convince people he was straight.

“He is not gay,” Schock’s father told reporters. “He is just stylish!”

On a slightly unrelated note, we can’t help but wonder: Is it still considered gay-for-pay if the subject is a closeted homosexual?

Related: Aaron Schock Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know About His Expensive Male “Companion”

h/t: Pink News




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