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Rob Gronkowski Had A Memorable Night As A Male Stripper

by Rob Smith February 04, 2016

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We don’t know much about football, but we do know the Beyonce and Coldplay concert Super Bowl is this Sunday and that New England Patriots tight end (snicker) Rob Gronkowski is 6’6″ of beefy hotness.

Gronk’s also a fairly accomplished shirtless twerker (hit the :28 mark) with an incredible body, and apparently he once got paid for it by a group of horny cougars.

While making a pit stop to Conan to promote the Super Bowl, he shared a ridiculous story about providing “security” for a male stripper friend in college and being pulled into the world’s second oldest profession himself.

If this whole football thing doesn’t work out, we’re pretty sure there are some clubs that will be more than happy to help him out with a career change. We’ve got plenty of singles to spare…

 




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