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What Gay Guys Do During The Super Bowl

by Dan Tracer February 07, 2016

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So what do gay guys do during the Super Bowl, anyways?

Well, many watch football. Go figure.

But, you know, what do the other ones do?

Here are some suggestions:

Knit a sweater out of 100% gay human hair

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Arrange One Direction dolls into sexually compromising positions

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Learn the science behind morning wood

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Ponder the existential meaning of “boyfriend twins”

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Identify guys in your close proximity in order to get one to be even closer in proximity

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And here are even more suggestions from LOGO’s Gay Skit Happens — the possibilities are endless!




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