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What Gay Guys Do During The Super Bowl

by Dan Tracer February 07, 2016

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So what do gay guys do during the Super Bowl, anyways?

Well, many watch football. Go figure.

But, you know, what do the other ones do?

Here are some suggestions:

Knit a sweater out of 100% gay human hair


Arrange One Direction dolls into sexually compromising positions


Learn the science behind morning wood


Ponder the existential meaning of “boyfriend twins”


Identify guys in your close proximity in order to get one to be even closer in proximity


And here are even more suggestions from LOGO’s Gay Skit Happens — the possibilities are endless!

Dan Tracer
Dan Tracer


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