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Passionate Protestor Slaps New Zealand Politician With Flying Dildo

by Rob Smith February 09, 2016

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A New Zealand politician got much more than he asked for during a television interview about a controversial economic agreement.

Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce was slapped in the face by a dildo while talking up the controversial and secretive Trans Pacific Partnership. An off-camera protestor threw the dildo and hit Joyce square in the chin while everyone around acted as if they’d never seen a dildo thrown at someone before. The nerve.

We’d wager this was Joyce’s first time being smacked with a flying dildo, but we don’t know the extent of his weekend activities.

The protester is a nurse who was recently interviewed about her opposition to the agreement:

“I’m here as a nurse because I’m worried about the patient rights and how many people will essentially die if this goes through because the price of medication’s going up, so yeah, it’s something I feel really strongly about.”

Apparently she felt strongly enough to put some real elbow grease into a pretty epic dildo toss. We’re not into New Zealand politics, but we wish American protesters had the balls of this one.

We’ve got a few targets in mind.




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