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Impress Your Date With These Hideous Bernie Sanders And/Or ‘Golden Girls’ Lingerie

by Dan Tracer February 15, 2016

If you want to surprise your sappy significant other or best bud with a gag gift that may actually leave them gagging, look no further than these gorgeous — simply gorgeous — Bernie Sanders panties.

Who said drag had to be a drag?

These run for about $50 a pop, and are sure to impress:

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Tres chic!

Or, if you’re like us (see: cheap), there is this “economy” option for $10:

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Skid your way into history.

But OK, maybe you don’t want to “feel the bern” down there without a good STI clinic nearby.

Then perhaps you’ll enjoy these glorious panties featuring the gals of The Golden Girls:

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To answer your question, YES, they come in a 4-pack:

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And we wonder why we’re still single.

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H/t: DangerousMinds




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