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Justin Bieber Takes You On A Magical Tour Of His Body

by Dan Tracer February 17, 2016

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With a tortured artist like Justin Bieber, you never know what dark, twisted story might lie beneath any one of his many tattoos.

Well, be prepared to learn the Canadian singer’s deepest secrets.

Related: PHOTOS: Justin Bieber Caught Letting It ALL Hang Out During Naked Swim In Bora Bora

Jesus is the obvious one — that just means Jesus.

Those new angel wings on his neck, though? Funny story — that took about three hours and it was so uncomfortable. OK, maybe it’s not that funny.

The Biebs then discovers he has a lot of tats connected to his mom — save that for therapy.

Related: PHOTOS: Hot Guys With Tats Are Totally Irresistible

But here are the big revelations: the owl signifies wisdom, and “X means unknown.”

Mind. Blown.

Take the tour below:

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