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DIYers Keep Discovering Unexpected New Uses For Viagra

by matt baume February 23, 2016

large_starshiphalloween10-31-93We have some good news for perverts (and perverts could use a little good news these days). All that extra Viagra that you’ve been stockpiling is good for more than just keeping your dick hard.  A DIY site has compiled some helpful hints for those looking to experiment with pharmaceuticals, a hobby that cannot possibly ever go awry.

Now of course it should go without saying that Queerty is not a medical professional, even though we do enjoy inspecting men’s physical forms. And using drugs for any purpose not recommended by a doctor is potentially dangerous and even more potentially stupid. (We learned this the hard way after brining a Thanksgiving turkey in quaaludes.)

But perhaps you’d like to know how other people are using their Viagra off-label. Well in that case, you’re in luck, because it’s been documented that the drug can help you burn fat. (If you’re a mouse. So, good news for Stuart Little.)

It’s also handy for fighting hypertension (its original purpose before anyone noticed what it was doing to erections). It can also help you deal with low oxygen and high altitudes environments. And it has a role in combatting the side effects of prostate cancer treatment.

But perhaps our favorite use is keeping cut flowers fresh. For some reason, a little Viagra in the flower water keeps them firm. Just the thing if you want to stick daisies in your butt for a prolonged period.




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