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College Football Player Slips Out Of His Shorts During Sprint, Comes To A Crashing Halt

by Dan Tracer February 28, 2016

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Though super-sized goal posts may admiringly referred to as one’s “third leg,” make no mistake — they will not help you dash from point A to point B.

Actually, they have the potential to bring things to a sudden, skidding halt.

Related: PHOTOS: 19-Year-Old UK Footballer Has Secretly Been Showing Off His Goal Post On Tumblr

Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones learned this lesson the hard way at the NFL combine on Saturday while he attempted to do his 40 sprint.

It’s certainly one way to get the scouts’ attention.

Head here for the mildly NSFW clip.

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