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Shemar Moore Proclaims His Heterosexuality Via A Shirtless Instagram Post

by Rob Smith March 01, 2016

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Last week a Snapchat surfaced that showed Criminal Minds hunk Shemar Moore giving a friendly smooch to a woman who’s allegedly trans, reigniting the gay rumors that have followed him since his daytime TV days.

Now, Shemar Moore really, really wants you to know he’s not gay.

Related: Shemar Moore and His Penis Holiday On Gay Beach

Do you know just how badly he wants you to know he’s not gay? He posted a shirtless photo on Instagram that looks like it came from the Grindr school of selfie photography.

See those rippling abs? They’re totally not gay:

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Awwwwwww sh*t…. Let the controversy begin!!! I love him.. I hate him.. He’s straight.. He’s gay… He’s sweet.. He’s arrogant… Well, I would just like to say I LOVE women and life and people!!! I do not discriminate or allow people to feel small…. PERIOD!!! Say what you want… I am SHEMAR FRANKLIN MOORE… PERIOD!!! Heeeeeeeeey BABY GIRLS n Fans!!! Happy Saturday!!! Keep it SILLY n SEXY!!! Kisses n Thangs!!! ???????

His v-shaped torso? It’s the straightest v-shaped torso ever, brah! The shoulder tattoo? Completely heterosexual. Oh, and that time he traipsed around a gay nude beach? Duh, straight bros do that all the time!

So guys, quit speculating on Shemar Moore’s sexuality because he’s 100 percent straight.




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