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Are You Prepared For “American Horror Story: Drag Race”?

by Derek de Koff July 06, 2016

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Several seasons in, American Horror Story runs the risk of running out of suitably creepy settings for its serialized throw-some-shit-and-see-what-sticks schtick.

Related: Check In To This Scary Hotel With The Sexiest Guys Of American Horror Story

So far, we’ve had haunted houses, insane asylums, covens, carnivals and hotels… At this rate, we should brace ourselves for American Horror Story: Cafeteria and American Horror Story: Petting Zoo.

Related: This “American Horror Story: Grindr” Parody Is Both Horrifying And Hilarious

In the meantime, we’ll have to settle for this faux trailer for American Horror Story: Drag Race, which imagines what would happen if Ru’s minions were recast as assorted undead ghouls and creepos.

Scream.

Related: All The Shady Details From The ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Finale That Never Aired

Get your share of shivers of here: 




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