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Because There’s A Part Of Everyone That Wants To See Justin Bieber Fall Off A Stage

by Dan Tracer June 20, 2016


We don’t mean for this to come out wrong, but yes, there is a little piece of every man, woman and gender-fluid goddess that will probably take some pleasure in seeing Justin Bieber fall off a stage.

It’s just human nature.

And since nobody (including the Biebs) was physically harmed in this death-defying act of gravity, just enjoy the simple pleasure of it.

Without further comment, here it is, direct from Saskatoon, Canada:

A video posted by News With A Side of Tea (@thacelebriteanews) on

It’s actually something of a rite of passage for performers to take a tumble off stage, so welcome to the club, Justin. Madonna has been waiting for you.

Even the Biebs is laughing about the tumble, so no harm done:

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