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Blink And You’ll Miss The Gay Couple Featured In New iPhone 7 Commercial

by Derek de Koff September 08, 2016


The new iPhone 7 has many groundbreaking features. Two new camera systems. Stereo speakers. The most powerful chip ever in a smartphone. And, judging by this new commercial, a gay couple snuggling up a New York subway.

Related: 10 Cutting-Edge Features Of The iPhone 7 We Simply Need

At least, we’re presuming they’re gay. In 2016, they could be two straight or two utterly gender-fluid non-binary people who have absolutely no problem showing a little public affection. (We’re all just bodies, right?)

Related: The iPhone App Where The Severity Of Bullying Gets Crowdsourced

Unfortunately, the scene where they realize there’s no headphone jack and start screaming at one other and tearfully end the relationship wound up on the cutting room floor.



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