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Chris Meloni Tells Gay Teen Fan to Fantasize About Him In The Shower

by Derek de Koff July 12, 2016


Chris Meloni, actor and winner of the coveted “Best Butt In Primetime” Award, has a few choice words for gay fans that are pining for him.

A Brazilian teenager named Ariano Médio was late to the game when it came to watching Oz, the homoerotic prison drama than ran on HBO from 1997 to 2003. After devouring all 56 episodes, Médio got that slow sinking feeling that comes at the end of a binge, and tried to come to terms with the fact that he’d vaporized the show.

Related: WATCH: 10 Guys Who Made Us Realize We’re Gay, ’90s Edition

So he did what any wise man would do. He took to Twitter to ask Chris Meloni for advice.

Here’s the short, sweet exchange that followed:

Related: Christopher Meloni Just Can’t Stop Talking About His Butt: “My Ass Won”

h/t NNN

Derek de Koff
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