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For A Bit Of Cash, You Get To Punch Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli In The Face

by Derek de Koff September 28, 2016


The punchability of Martin Shkreli’s’ face can’t be denied, and that’s a fact the businessman is now hoping to capitalize on in order to help a family in need.

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The Turing Pharmaceuticals founder, decreed “America’s most hated man,” earned humanity’s wrath by jacking up the price of AIDS medication Daraprim to $750 per pill.

Shkreli announced the raffle on Twitter in the hopes of raising money for the family of friend Mike Kulich, who passed away recently.

Related: Woman Recognizes Tinder Match As AIDS Drug Price-Gouger Martin Shkreli, Uploads Their Entire Conversation

All you have to do is send him a DM in order to make your bid, and he’ll “match donation to a certain point,” he says.

“You may video the slap/punch,” he further elucidates. “Mike architected my publicity stunts & I bet he is watching, smiling.”

While there’s bound to be hundreds of people lining up to participate, you’ll have to be rather loaded to take advantage of this special offer.

Unrelated: ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ Contestant Pukes All Over Paula Abdul

Currently, the two highest bids are $78,000 and $25,000 and he’s a bit disappointed:

Here’s a taste of how Twitter’s reacting:

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