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Gutter Spice Goes Off, Calvin Harris Goes Pantless & Joe Jonas Strips For Votes

by matthew tharrett September 03, 2016

This week, Colton Haynes cried for his gayness, Logo’s “gay bachelor” acknowledged his old Rentboy and XTube accounts, and Gus Kenworthy kissed a cute Australian. Here’s what went down on Instagram:

Burning rubber.. ? #quemandoGoma

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Out model Jon Kortajarena went shopping. In a shopping cart.

Happy birthday to my manager @gillespiemark I love u

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Calvin Harris casually gave us the goods.

6AM and it's just me and my balls. #DaleyRoutine day 2. Bring it on @tomdaley1994

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Dustin Lance Black was looking masc at the gym.


Still doesn’t hold a candle to Tyson Beckford, though.

Olympic horse, Olympic rower. This wasn't our time but we will both be back in Tokyo #snowmanontour #tarzan

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Out Olympic rower Robbie Manson rode in on a white horse.

Good morning Toronto! I seem to have woken up Blonde…..#statelikesleep #Toronto So, do blondes have more fun? Let's see ?

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Luke Evans went blonde.

Caught readying another chicken corpse for the sacrifice ?????

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The Mincing Faggotlaunched a new cooking channel on YouTube.

#happy #Monday, #guys. Got a #new #whip for the #commute. Totally worth the #wedgie ? @bush_lightning

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Max Emerson went off-roading.

Behind the scenes for promo shoot with @dancingabc #lights #camera #actions

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Ryan Lochte shared his first Dancing With the Stars selfie.

Just got our makeup done for a #photoshoot ? feeling super cute ? @mattludwinski now we're gonna play with some fruit hehe

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Daniel Miller and Matthew Ludwinski, The Underwear Expert’s resident babes, dolled up for a photoshoot.

#nationaldogday good ole champ

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Patrick Schwarzenegger wore a yellow sweater. Probably inspired by Britney Spears.

Hello holiday #happylaborday #summER #smile ? @deanisidro Hangin out with those you love ?

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Silver daddy Eric Rutherford hung some clothes on the line.

Is this worth a vote? #VOTEDNCE ?

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Joe Jonas begged the question: Why are gays so obsessed with Nick and not him?

A #OneWorldTour moment with my brother @danelljleyva #UnaMordidita ??

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Danell Leyva came out to Ricky Martin‘s One World Tour.

When you are with @ninamduncan by pool and you forget your blue swimming trunks so you get in with your #jeans on. Enjoying the #summer whole it lasts. It will be woolly hat season soon. Get them #sun rays in while you can ? #vitamind ? #summer pls don't go away #topples #model #again #shock

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Pro footballer/model Jay Conroy went swimming in his jeans.

So proud of these guys and beyond excited to share #MagicMikeLive with you all in 7 days. Thanks Ellen and team for making the gym memberships, uneaten carbs, and hours of rehearsal these guys put in totally worth it. It’s only the beginning!

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Channing Tatum teased Ellen with his Magic Mike Live studs.

Make Me Oops in that red jumpsuit, Kevin Bacon ? #tbt to our @EE commercial!

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Kevin Bacon slipped into the “Oops” bodysuit.


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Drake slipped into a tank.

Join me and let's start a movement! It takes a real man to vote to empower women! Are you for @hillaryclinton too? Take a pic and show your support. Don't forget to # it #HunksForHillary @hunksforhillary Thanks @abel4all at @photostudiomiami for the incredible pic!!

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Fitness model Eric Turner launched the “Hunks for Hillary” campaign.

Hello from the other side. #cakebythelake

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Steve Grand showed off his butt—

Can't let a Chicago summer slip by without getting out on the boats at least once. #boats #boys #speedos #GayChicagoSummer

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—and a pretty nice view of the other side.


And “Gutter Spice,” the gym bunny who captivated the internet with a Private Show this week, was the gift that kept on giving:

Y'all sleeping on your boy, had a good snooze?

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Hairdresser: so what can I do for you? Me: remember when Clooney was on E.R.? Hairdresser: say no more.

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I ain't thinking bout you ? #mycalvins

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I don't need your pussy, bitch. I'm on my own dick. #gay #gayboy #gayfit #kanyewest #kanye #taylorswift #kimkardashian #bearded #beardedgay #

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