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It’s High Time We Discuss Hillary Clinton’s Insanely Hot Nephew, Tyler

by Derek de Koff July 30, 2016

Tyler Clinton

Would you just look at him?

This is Tyler Clinton, nephew of Hillary, the son of Bill’s half-brother Roger. According to World of Wonder, he’s a recent graduate of Loyola Marymount University, where he gave the commencement speech.

He’s also, as they to like say in The Oval Office, a major babe alert. And he was the subject of loads of modeling shots by Adina Doria.

Okay. Now that that’s out of the way, look at this photo of him. And look at it hard:

Tyler Clinton

Okay. Now, you should drop what you’re doing — namely, looking at the above picture — to look at the below picture. Just look at this. Look. Look. Looking?

Tyler Clinton

Are you looking at Tyler? Because he’s clearly looking at you. And he’s looking good.

Tyler Clinton

You know what to do.  eyes

Tyler Clinton

Oh, Tyler, hi! We didn’t see you there. You like roses, Tyler? Me too! Hi.

Tyler Clinton

Oh well, excuuuuuse me, Mr. Handsomeness Of America. You heard us.

Tyler Clinton

Related: The White House’s Gay Social Secretary Decides The Party’s Over

Related: 16 Queers Who Could Be President If The World Was A Little Gayer




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