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Male Model Loses His Mind, Gets Naked In Times Square, Screams At Cops

by Derek de Koff June 30, 2016

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This morning, New York commuters trying to cross through Times Square were held up by the (relatively) rare sight of a naked man taunting police officers and shouting aloud about Donald Trump.

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“He started taking his clothes off at 45th street,” one eyewitness tells The Daily News. “Any time a woman passed by, he’d throw his clothes at them. The police were trying to save him, but he kept spitting on them, kept hitting them, giving them the finger. The guy’s got muscles.”

That’s because the guy turns out to be 21-year-old fashion model Kirt McClean, who over the years has worked with Dolce & Gabbana, Armani, and Calvin Klein.

“Donald Trump! Where are you…?” he screamed.

After running around Duffy Square for a solid 90 minutes, much to the shock and chagrin of hundreds of tourists (who no doubt felt they were getting their money’s worth), McClean’s piece de resistance was climbing atop the TKTS ticket booth, a popular hub for discount theatre tickets.

McClean alternately ranted, performed what we’ll respectfully call “freak calisthenics,” and jumped up and down, waving his arms in the air like he just didn’t care.

After taunting a band of impossibly patient police officers, McClean wound up plummeting off the edge of the booth, just missing an air bag that head been placed on the ground by authorities.

Ever as he was being strapped into his stretcher, the model continued screaming at police.




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