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Maniac Fills Lube Dispenser At Sydney Sex Club With Hydrochloric Acid

by Derek de Koff August 29, 2016


On Saturday, a man frequenting the gay sex club Aarows was arrested for filling up a lube dispenser with hydrochloric acid.

For those who don’t know, the chemical is highly corrosive and can cause severe burns to skin, eyes, and the mucous membrane. You don’t want your penis within a five-mile radius of the stuff.

Fortuitously for all the men trying to have a good time that evening, the room containing that lube dispenser was equipped with sensor alarms, since there have been similar incidents in recent weeks. So the 62-year-old man’s diabolical plan was effectively foiled.

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“Police will allege an alarm sounded and security detained the man before police from Rosehill Local Area Command attended,” an officer told the Herald.

Although no serious injuries were reported, the suspect has been charged with administering poison “intending to injure or cause distress or pain, entering a building with intent to commit an indictable offense, malicious damage and driving while suspended.”

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He’s been granted conditional bail and is expected to appear at Parramatte Local Court on September 20th.

Derek de Koff
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