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“No Homo”: These #DNCLeaks Are Utterly Absurd And Surprisingly Gay

by Derek de Koff July 25, 2016

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It appears DNC staffers are big on repartee and innuendo, eager to outdo one another in an ongoing battle to be glib, snarky and frankly bizarre in their their day-to-day office practices.

That’s judging by these choice bits culled from the latest Wikileaks email outpouring, compiled by RT for your viewing pleasure…

Here, finance directors Jordan Kaplan and Zachary Allen tell one another “I love you,” before quickly countering with a possibly-ironic “No homo”:

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In another exchange, the irascible Kaplan finds himself in need of a hearty lunch — namely, “the salad with chicken asshole.” In his defense, he swam that morning. Hey, it makes a meal:

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Then there’s Karina Marquez’s idea of an afternoon pick-me-up:

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Later, Kaplan ponders the sexuality of a certain Doug Hathaway with coworker Scott Comer, saying Hathaway “totes” gives him “daddy vibes”:

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Sounds like our kind of office.

Related: Emails Reveal Hillary Clinton Urged Obama Administration To Counter Antigay Laws In Africa




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