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PHOTOS: Unintentionally Censored Olympic Pics Make These Athletes Look Like Adult Film Stars

by Derek de Koff August 12, 2016

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Buzzfeed, we salute you. The intrepid editorial staff spent hours ogling and screen-grabbing footage of men’s Olympic diving competitions — and all to emphasize a highly pertinent point: Namely, that those scoreboard tickers at the bottom of the screen often make these athletes look, well, like adult film superstars.

Finally, a publication with the courage to say what the rest of us are thinking.

Related: Newspaper Claims Two Male Olympians Hugging Is Unmanly; Internet Goes Bananas

Okay, maybe it’s not particularly heavy-hitting. In fact, it might not even be a particularly astute observation. But it is another opportunity to scroll through enviable male physiques crammed (allegedly) into tiny Speedos. And sometimes, that’s enough.

Related: PHOTOS: Dutch Gymnast Jeffrey Wammes Didn’t Nab A Medal In Rio, But His Instagram Is Pure Gold

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