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Potty-Mouthed Teacher Calls Students ‘Gay,’ Tells Them To ‘Lick Me Where I Fart!’

by Graham Gremore September 17, 2016


Meet Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson.

She’s an English teacher at Dunnville Secondary School in Haldimand, Ontario who allegedly called her students gay, pedophiles, and ordered them to “Lick me where I fart!”

Related: Teacher Suspended For Calling Middle Schoolers “Gay” And “Retarded” And Telling Them About Her Sex Life

According to the Brantford Expositor, this isn’t the first (or second… or third) time the mouthy redhead has been in trouble with the District School Board. Back in January, Green-Johnson was suspended from her job for 30 days after allegedly slapping a student upside the head, calling him an idiot, and telling him to “grow some balls!”

Some of Green-Johnson’s other alleged past offenses include:

  • Calling a student a “bloody pedophile.”
  • Telling a female student she “looked like a frumpy old lady today.”
  • Calling various students “stupids,” “idiots,” “gay” and a little “bitch.”

And it appears the feelings of her students are mutual. Commenters on have some pretty choice words to say about the red-headed hothead.

Related: Homophobic Teacher Succeeds In Suing The School That Fired Her, And Now She Wants Even More

One comment reads: “Awful teacher. Bully to all students thought [sic] years. Swears at students all the time, and laughs if you don’t know the correct answer.”

Another says: “Very unprofessional…..She should never be allowed to teach ever again…she is worse than a bully… immature.”

Someone else calls her “the most unprofessional person I have met” and another says she only “succeeds in making sutdents [sic] feel stupid.”

Sounds like a nice lady!

After the latest you’re-gay-lick-me-where-I-fart-you-little-pedophile incident, Green-Johnson has been once again suspended without pay.

Related: High School Teacher Under Investigation For Equating Gay/Straight Alliance To Deer Poaching

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